Asparagus

My horoscope told me to eat more asperagus. Luckily, I had just had the asparagus to end all asperagi at Cafe Maude. Hooooly shiz, was it amazing! It's kind of wacky b/c you order it as a side, but just do it. It's cooked in this pesto-y type stuff, and then they shave these huge shavings of some delicious cheese...parmesan or asiago or something...mmmm. I created a poor man's version for us at home. It requires a Next Grilleration...it cooks them to perfection in about 4 minutes, yo! And you lucky bichiz, it's on sale at amazon! Anyhoo, put a teensy bit of olive oil on it, throw down your asparagus, cook about 3 minutes (furrealz!), then i added s & p and HERBS: try italian seasoning, basil, or herbes de provence. The i sprinkled fresh grated parmesan on it b/c i'm not classy enough to have a huge hunk in my fridge i can just shave bits off of. Health and delish. And good for my moon sign, too. Score.