Saturday, September 30, 2006
7th Heaven Is an F'ING Infomercial and None of Us Should Support It
Those bastards at Nabisco have TOTALLY pulled one over on us, kids. 7th Heaven has sold its soul to corporate America. Every time i watch that shitty, shitty show (and somehow i end up watching it almost EVERY week and NEVER INTENTIONALLY) there is some show sponsor whom they feel they need to exploit. Case in point: last week, who saw that TOTALLY EMBARASSING FOR HER AND SHAME ON US FOR WATCHING IT cameo by Jewel? I mean, I had to avert my eyes. It was too painful. And a few months ago they did like 2 episodes where every 3rd word was "oreo" and they just sat there and ate those damn cookies for an hour, and of course i'm a marketing whore so i went out and bought 2 bags because of COURSE they were on special because those corporate bastards are out to make me fat and poor! Savvy, smugal FWOL'ers should stay away from that bastardization of entertainment if we know what's good for us.
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FWOL, you kill me and I miss you. Lots and lots and lots.
Was Jewel holding up her new CD the whole time? That would have been awesome: like they were admitting they were whores.
Mmm... oreos...
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